February 2012
1,611 posts
Guys, I can't sleep.
sarahcarmegie21:
viennajames:
What the heck is going on?
You and Marcus have an STD..it’s called Varcus. Love Sarah and Landon. :)
xoxoxo. ♥
Jensen's birth certificate was an apoligy letter...
i know i’m hilarous.
Mienna. Varcus. Marienna. Marenna. Vicus.
miss-blake-hansen:
there’s no nice way to put your names…
VARCUS.
josh-hamilton:
landon-york:
josh-hamilton:
I’ll send my cold in a taxi, all the way to Disney World, give it directions to your hotel, and tell it to infect the fuck out of you.
Sounds kinky.
Omg, you’re so desperate to get with me that you’ll even take my cold. Down boy, down.
oya you know it bbz.
VARCUS.
sarahcarmegie21:
Stahhhpp! I’m dead.
Omg. Then you have to have special soap for your Varcus.
josh-hamilton:
landon-york:
josh-hamilton:
… I was just gonna pick it up, cough on it a few times… maybe sneeze, and then put it back so that when you go to sleep, you get sick too…
TOO BAD I’M IN DISNEY WORLD. TRY AND GET ME NOW BITCH.
I’ll send my cold in a taxi, all the way to Disney World, give it directions to your hotel, and tell it to infect the fuck out of you.
Sounds kinky.
VARCUS.
sarahcarmegie21:
landon-york:
sarahcarmegie21:
landon-york:
TRUE LOVE WITH A REALLY SHITTY NAME.
Sounds like an STD..
Well. Considering they had sex, it makes sense.
I didn’t just laugh really hard at that..
I have a bad case of Varcus in my pelvis. Omg.
josh-hamilton:
landon-york:
josh-hamilton:
landon-york:
sounds kinky.
Only if you want it to be.
I’m picturing you bending over my pillow coughing on it, while like, moaning. why am i so visual. this is awkward.
… I was just gonna pick it up, cough on it a few times… maybe sneeze, and then put it back so that when you go to sleep, you get sick too…
TOO BAD I’M IN DISNEY...
VARCUS.
sarahcarmegie21:
landon-york:
TRUE LOVE WITH A REALLY SHITTY NAME.
Sounds like an STD..
Well. Considering they had sex, it makes sense.
josh-hamilton:
landon-york:
josh-hamilton:
landon-york replied to your post: Being sick sucks…
pansy.
I’m gonna cough on your pillow, bitch.
sounds kinky.
Only if you want it to be.
I’m picturing you bending over my pillow coughing on it, while like, moaning. why am i so visual. this is awkward.
josh-hamilton:
landon-york replied to your post: Being sick sucks…
pansy.
I’m gonna cough on your pillow, bitch.
sounds kinky.
VARCUS.
TRUE LOVE WITH A REALLY SHITTY NAME.
OOC; omg. why am i so funny.
Bitch, I ain't no homo.
lily-miller:
And, best of all…
Says the homosexual.
Kylie & I got engaged!
nicole-grisham:
aw. I thought you two would work. Oh well.
jk. you’re on punk’d and you got punk’d on punk’d. real nigga wassup. lol.
Kylie & I got engaged!
rissa-lunden:
landon-york:
It’s cause I hate you. <3
loljk. But, idk. It’s a little hard to get ahold of you down here in Disneyworld. ~
I see, excuses, excuses. But seriously, congrats, Pandy.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
Kylie & I got engaged!
nicole-grisham:
landon-york:
nicole-grisham:
landon-york:
For those of you who donut know.
OHMYGOSH. REALLY??? ahhhhhhh. congrats!!!!!!
no i’m lying.
really.
you just got punk’d.
Kylie & I got engaged!
lily-miller:
Actually, I’m straight.
Says the homosexual.
Kylie & I got engaged!
rissa-lunden:
Nobody tells me anything.
It’s cause I hate you. <3
loljk. But, idk. It’s a little hard to get ahold of you down here in Disneyworld. ~
Kylie & I got engaged!
lily-miller:
landon-york:
For those of you who donut know.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CONGRATS! :D
THANK YOU, HOMOSEXUAL.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KYLIE, YOU GET A FIANCE!
Kylie & I got engaged!
nicole-grisham:
landon-york:
For those of you who donut know.
OHMYGOSH. REALLY??? ahhhhhhh. congrats!!!!!!
no i’m lying.
Kylie & I got engaged!
rissa-lunden:
WHAT? ENGAGED. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
You’re like the last person knowing this. Pwnt.
This is no fairytale: landon-york: Landon groaned... →
landon-york:
Kylie laughed at Landon’s statement. “D-Do I still have to wear th-this?” She glanced down at her promise ring. It was the most beautiful ring she wore besides the one Landon gave her. She questioned landon like he even knew.
Landon shrugged and laid his head down on the pillow. “I’m not sure. Cause, technically.. yeah. I guess it’s just up to you!” ...
Anonymous asked: congrats bro let's go get hammered
Kylie & I got engaged!
miss-blake-hansen:
Okay I don’t know you but OH MY GOD CONGRATS. You two are so cute :3
THANK YOU! We are already planning on adopting small African American children in the name of Cassie. We are going to name them Pedro and Megatron.
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Kylie & I got engaged!
For those of you who donut know.
jackson-nixon:
Ooc-I love you Josh.
OOC; I try my best.
anons? questions? FMKs? anything? →
xoxokylie-lunden:
“S-Stop” she giggled.”Y-you didn’t start the m-movie” Kylie smiled and pointed towards the t.v. If there was anything she loved more it was disney movies. They taught something with purpose.
Landon groaned and laughed a little. He fumbled for the remote on the bed stand and finally found it. He pointed it at the TV and pressed the Play button, starting the movie. He set...
xoxokylie-lunden:
Once inside Kylie threw herself down on the bed. She rolled around in the covers a little, eventually covering the whole bed. “A-and none for L-landon” she laughed and bit down on her lip.
Landon giggled and jumped ontop of Kylie. He kissed her on the lips and wrapped his arms around her waist, kissing her. He turned so that they were on their side. He smiled against the...
Anonymous asked: let's get hammed bro
This is no fairytale: landon-york: Landon smiled... →
landon-york:
“I w-would be honored t-to.” Kylie smiled wide. Releasing Landon from a hug she held hid hand instead. They walked to back to the entrance. Kylie staring down at the ring, the whole time.
Landon smiled and squeezed her hand a little. Once they got to the gates, he started skipping towards the hotel room. He didn’t care who was watching. He just wanted to be a dork with...
OOC; Forever using this gif.
This is no fairytale: landon-york: Landon burst... →
xoxokylie-lunden:
“Th-thank you for the b-best birthday e-ever” She smiled looking up at Landon. “Just d-don’t make me hate i-it” Kylie joked. The fireworks ended and people started to slowly break away. “I c-can proudly say i’m e-engaged right?” she giggled and pulled out her phone. taking a quick picture.
Landon smiled and kissed her on the lips again. “Of course you can. Why be...
xoxokylie-lunden replied to your photo
You do realize that’s liam payne ?
Yes. I’m trying to royally piss of Kenzie & Ellie and I think it’s working.
This is no fairytale: landon-york: Landon giggled... →
landon-york:
“Y-You’re right” Kylie mumbled closing her eyes. The fireworks continued. “Y-you’re wearing a d-dark blue shirt! H-have you ever been a-alone in a crowded r-roon while , i’m h-here with you” she attempted to sing. This amused her.
Landon burst out laughing and leaned farther into her. He bit down on his lip and joined her in singing the song. “I SAID THE WORLD COULD BE...
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
madison-farley:
Let’s think of a way you can repay me for ruining my joke…
i’ll probably ruin that too tho.
This is no fairytale: landon-york: Landon smiled... →
landon-york:
“D-Didn’t know I have th-that affect one p-people.” Kylie rested her head on his chest. “W-What do you think e-everyone will say? I n-never want to end up l-like Penelope and A-Austin” she smiled. Kylie didn’t know why she was even saying this.
Landon giggled a little and shook his head. “Oh lord. Penny and Austin. That was just a mess. They only got married cause...
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
madison-farley:
You ruined it, Landon. You ruined it.
You were supposed to ask who?
i’m sorry i’m not perfect
Anonymous asked: YOU'RE ENGAGED. CRYING. MY VANGINA CRYS FOR YOU.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
madison-farley:
Someone said you sound like an owl.
This is no fairytale: landon-york: Landon pulled... →
landon-york:
It was the whole world was tuned out. They didn’t even notice the gathering crowd around them clapping. Kylie held on to Landon like she would never see him again. “Y-You have made m-my life worth l-living.”.
Landon smiled and put his forehead against hers. He started swaying back and forth, he closed his eyes, feeling tears escaping his eyes. “You helped me stop...
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
madison-farley:
landon-york:
inform me.
ground beef.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
inmadison-farley:
landon-york:
i believe in you.
what do you call a cow with no legs?
inform me.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
madison-farley:
landon-york:
omg madison you kill me lol
think i could be kevin hart 2.0?
i believe in you.
This is no fairytale: landon-york: Landon took in... →
landon-york:
It was the last thing she had expected. Her hand automatically covered her mouth. ”Y-Y-yes. Of c-course.” Kylie’s eyes began to fill with tears. She was loved. Never in her life did she think someone would love her like Landon did. A few fireworks went off with a bang. But her eyes were fixed on Landon. Marrying him came with big responsibilities. She probably should have...
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
madison-farley:
WHERE’S POP CORN?
omg madison you kill me lol